okita-official:

hobgoblinhero:

letdammeksayfuck:

little-klng:

canoasregias:

regbian:

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit

Freeze!

Everybody clap your hands!!!

we really are the product of our generations

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fialleril:

the-artifice-of-eternity:

randomthingsthatilike123:

romanimp:

catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black

all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏?????

Listen the first miracle Jesus ever performed was turning water into wine and early Catholics were like “well Jesus if you insist” and they never looked back

I worked at the front desk of my university’s Jesuit community. One time a priest came in and said “I have a delivery of holy water for Father Murphy.”

“Great! You can just leave it with me.”

“Well,” he coughed, “not literal holy water.”

“Oh,” I said. “Is it not blessed yet?”

“Not exactly,” he said, and dropped a case of merlot on the desk.

This is among the most Peak Jesuit stories I have ever heard.

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andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I enjoy that Breath of the Wild has a thermometer because it allows me to know with precision that I’m making Link walk through -17 degree farenheit weather just so if I can see if there’s anything on the top of the mountain. There was not. I also enjoy that Zelda pops into my head to tell me whenever the blood moon arrives because it shows that she can contact me, she is aware of the passage of time, and she would like to inform Link that another month has passed, should Link care to come down from the mountain and please kill Ganon at some point.

Zelda holding back Ganon by sheer willpower alone, watching as Link elsewhere in the world dies after flying off a cliff while he was trying to pop a wheelie on his magic motorcycle as he murdered mountain goats for meat he didn’t need

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hazel2468:

rockintwink:

ruby-white-rabbit:

I can both hear this image, and feel it hitting me in the face

pi-TONK

I just heard that sound. Like… I swear I know it was in my hear but I HEARD IT

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tofu-beifong:

some of you have never hyperfixated on a show/franchise so hard that any mention of it in your vicinity sets you vibrating at the speed of sound and it shows

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melredcap:

trinket-the-bear:

ofools:

nefelibata-feather:

ofools:

ofools:

ofools:

ofools:

Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

I love her

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time

HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE

i give her chips sometimes

From what I’ve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, they’ve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If you’ve been nice to a group of magpies, though, they’ll remember you and you won’t be swooped at.

Magpies are extremely cool birds, and very intelligent… which means that they know that humans are the biggest threat around and that we can be good friends. Thus, swooping, and also not swooping humans who have proven themselves to be trustworthy sources of food.

The funniest interaction I ever had with some magpies was when one of my former workplaces had our Christmas lunch as a picnic in a park. A pair of magpies were teaching their fledgeling how to beg for food from humans. First one would approach, crouch down and coo at us; someone threw them a bit of cheese. Then the other adult approached, crouched down and cooed at us; someone threw a piece of cabanossi. Both tidbits were picked up, taken back and shared with the offspring… then the adults were standing there looking at the fledgeling and then at us, obviously going “Go on, then, you try it!”

Fledgeling magpie nervously walked closer to us, looked back at its parents, then half-crouched and yelled “RAWK!” in our direction. We cracked up laughing, startling the poor baby, but he or she got over it pretty quickly when a HAIL of bits of cheese and sausage landed all around.

(via cinniharpy)

nightcoremoon:

lacrimosathedark:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

what

I don’t know who’s dumber, kelsey or the people getting offended on kelsey’s behalf and sending op anon hate

puddingskinmcgee:

nobody wants to admit it but lgbt representation in almost all media is in a really bad place right now

everybody wants to pretend we’re in a renaissance when in reality we’re in a dark age, where bury your gays, stereotyping, baiting, and “implying” is at an all time high in popular media. The truth is that people have realized because of the abyssmally low bar that LGBT people have for representation in media, most of us will lap up any scraps they give us. LGBT representation isn’t a statement any more, it’s a clever ploy to get the support of a community while giving them so little that they don’t alienate bigots in the process, and the bar needs to be set higher or else we’ll only see this cycle continue

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